fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

(via distinctmemory)

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

(Source: suzitobritts, via distinctmemory)

The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.

The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shy-fawn)

(Source: caliginosity-, via flightsofwonder)

The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.

The stories fairytales don’t tell (via shy-fawn)

(Source: caliginosity-, via flightsofwonder)

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

(via thefreshprinceof-denmark)

polarbear-fishbiscuits:

wannabefashionjournalist:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

To think that some people don’t see a problem with society is disturbing

it’s not just disturbing, it’s fucking scary. 

Y’all “rape culture doesn’t exist” preachers can fuck RIGHT off

(via lacigreen)

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via thefreshprinceof-denmark)

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

(via distinctmemory)